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Klashe
08-02-2002, 03:52 AM
Last friday, I had an epiphany. Me and my friends had just gotten done playing some street fighter 2 and X-men vs SF on the Playstation and we were talking about how much console controllers suck. They just don't feel right when you are playing Fighting games. We're old schoolers...we used to hang out in these places called "arcades." These "arcades" were magical places...a place with lots of "arcade games" which were much like the consoles we play now except one "arcade game" only plays one game. You would put something called a "quarter" into the "arcade game" and play until you died. These "arcade games" didn't have gamepads though...no. They had something wonderous called "joysticks" (derived from the latin word "joyunti stickum" which means "stick that delievers great joy and comfortable control while gaming"). These "joysticks" were the pinnacle of gaming control, extremely precise and very durable. These were what 2-d fighting games were made to be played on.

Unfortunately, with the extinction of these "arcades" the "joysticks" quickly died down in popularity and now us old schooler are forced to play our wonderous games with THIS unholy abomination...

http://shopping.yahoo.com/catz/images/92/38/catz.y.1951013382.jpg

no doubt forged by satan himself in the darkest pits of hell.

I know what I must do...I must build a "joystick" so we can play our old school fighting games the way they were meant to be played.

But where to start? How do I go about doing this? Would I have to build the circuits myself? What about the buttons, where would I get them?

I turned to the only placed that I knew could help me....THE INTERNET.

After about 46 seconds on google, i found this site:

http://wrongcrowd.com/arcade/joystickp1.shtml

Which started me on my long journey.

That sunday I picked up all the supplies i needed to start at the Radio Shack. I didn't know exactly what I was buying or why, but I listened to the web page, because web pages are never wrong.

I realized as I was purchasing solder that I would have to do some soldering, which has been a fear of mine ever since I was in my mother's womb. Waving around a red hot needle trying to melt metal onto metal has always scared me. I've never done it. But, I'll be damned if I let some life long fear that, on some night, had me cowering in a fetal position in the corner of my room, stop me from getting my shoryuken on.

I decided to mod a playstation controller because A) they are cheap (got two for 10 bucks) B) someone somewhere makes an adapter to use them on every other console and PC made.

I took it apart a looked down on what seemed to be a fairly simple circuit setup. I looked at my web page instructions and finally my fears were upon me.

So, as the almighty web pages commanded me too, I fired up the soldering iron and started melting things.

I took dead aim on the first lead of the playstation controller grabbed some solder, my wire, and dove in.

Amazingly, I melted part of my soldering iron's power cable, three buttons on my shirt, and part of my hand. The wire and lead were untouched and laughing at me.

But I was determined, and tried again, and again, and again...finally i managed to accidentally drop some solder on my lead and get the wire into it. One down, 14 more to go.

As I agressively attacked every single lead on the PCB, i noticed something...I was getting better at soldering. The iron was almost like an extra appendage, doing precisely what I told it to do. I started doing tricks with it: tossing it up in the air and having it land directly on the lead, balancing it on my chin and splicing two wires together. I was creating one thing from two seperate entities. It was amazing. I never felt so powerful in my life.

I knew how God felt.

Once I got over myself (about two days later), i went out to purchase the buttons and the joysticks. Luckily I have a warehouse right by me that sells them (www.happcontrols.com). It was time to put the prototype together.

I took an old cardboard box and laid out my buttons. Classic Street Fighter style.

http://www.darksavior.net/~klashe/proto_open.jpg
http://www.darksavior.net/~klashe/proto_cable_box.jpg

It didn't look like much, but it worked.

After the prototype completed, I moved on to building the box. I took a large pine board and started cutting...
http://www.darksavior.net/~klashe/pre_final_top.jpg

and popping buttons in:
http://www.darksavior.net/~klashe/pre_final_top_buttons.jpg

and finally with the finished product:
http://www.darksavior.net/~klashe/final_top.jpg


http://www.darksavior.net/~klashe/final_open.jpg

Tomorrow, I show it to my friends. And then NOT let them touch it and procede to kick their *** in every fighter ever made.

Projects Stats:

Total Time: 25 Hours.

Total Cost: Happ controls (Buttons/Joystick) : $25
Radio Shack (wires, multimeter, solder, barrier strips etc...) : $50
Home Depot (boards, glue, drill bits, tape, etc) = $60
Best Buy (six PSX controllers, did I forget to mention that i messed up a few times. Only used three though, swear.)
Building something myself: priceless.

Casulaties: Three burned fingernails, solder on carpet, one spilled cherry, and two slightly bruised chihuahuas (i KNOW they were laughing at me).

The warzone:
http://www.darksavior.net/~klashe/warzone.jpg


Thanks for reading this long *** story. It felt good telling it.

--Klashe

CrawlingEye
08-02-2002, 04:01 AM
VERY ill.
I think I'll pass this on to my brother, who's a console gaming enthusiast.

Edit: You should paint/stain the board black, to make it even more realistic. :p

[DWC]DarkWolf
08-02-2002, 04:11 AM
Nice! I know exactly how you feel about those god forsaken consol controllers.. They work ok for RPGs.. (the only console RPG i ever liked was Final Fantasy II for GameBoy (the old gameboy that fits in my hand, not those new crappy ones you gotta play with tweasers))But i'm not much for RPGs or fighting games on consoles. However, I do find my self getting reamed out in those terrible, new-fangled console FPS games when i play at a friend's house, and wishing for my keyboard and mouse so i could aim at something other than the ground or sky. (not that bad, but close.) So like I said, nice job and keep up the good work.

PS. I see you have Klipsch 4.1 speakers too, I liked mine, but I modded them inside and out with MUCH better wire and gold plated bannana plugs, now they are much cleaner and more accurate. If you want to talk about it, let me know.

EDIT: Fixed some spelling... Need sleep...

Adisharr
08-02-2002, 04:50 AM
That was the funniest thing I've read in ages :D :D :D :D :D :D

Awesume project btw.. I'm gonna try making one out of a ripe banana and some old candy buttons.

Sure I may get excited and squish it but what the hell.. live dangerously..

Wurm
08-02-2002, 04:52 AM
Thats BAD ***!!

:cool: beans Klashe!


err you could cleanup your room a little :p

Casper1612
08-02-2002, 06:30 AM
I wish I had known, I could have saved you a heap of pain. I have a friend who builds and sells these. Check out:
http://home.iprimus.com.au/ozstick/

Considering the AU dollar is only worth about US55c this would be a bargin for you.

BTW: This is not advertising, I get nothing from him and only want to point out that these archade joysticks are avaliable.

Anyhow, looks like oyu built a good one, hope you kick butt in the arcade games. :D
Cheers,

TAZTG
08-02-2002, 07:13 AM
Wow, thats one sweet mod. I figure now that your done with your BOX you will have time to Clean That Room. LOL:eek:

BloodRed
08-02-2002, 09:01 AM
You drink Skyy??? What's up with that??? :)

Awesome mod man, and definetly the funniest thing I've read in a while. Chihuahuas heal quickly......don't worry.

Klashe
08-02-2002, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by BloodRed
You drink Skyy??? What's up with that??? :)


I swear...It's my roomate's girlfriend's.
Honest.
Really.

BloodRed
08-02-2002, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Klashe


I swear...It's my roomate's girlfriend's.
Honest.
Really.

Yeah... sure :)

Klashe
08-02-2002, 10:49 AM
See?
http://gamespot.com/gamespot/stories/reviews/0,10867,2876310-2,00.html



Die, controller from hell, DIE!

Adisharr
08-02-2002, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by BloodRed


Yeah... sure :)

He keeps telling me that to.. I drink it and I'm man enough to admit it but oh well.. :p

Wurm
08-02-2002, 11:16 AM
What type of soda is skyy?

We don't have it here in Germany.. and what does it taste like?

Klashe
08-02-2002, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Wurm
What type of soda is skyy?

We don't have it here in Germany.. and what does it taste like?

Think....sprite and vodka.

At least, that's what my girlfriend's boyfriend says.

jman311
08-02-2002, 12:02 PM
Clean your room young man!!

pwain
08-02-2002, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Wurm
What type of soda is skyy?

We don't have it here in Germany.. and what does it taste like?

We sell it at work, its pretty nasty (or thats what I hear, be being slightly underage I wouldnt know)

tYteaZzAzN
08-02-2002, 05:09 PM
**** that's one crazy project you got goin there. too bad i'm not a very big fan of joysticks:p i like controllers still:D

fbs1992
08-02-2002, 06:52 PM
that is spectacular

gammaray51
08-02-2002, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by BloodRed
You drink Skyy??? What's up with that??? :)


Heh, that was the first thing I noticed when I saw the warzone pic. That is a really killer project, now you got me wanting to do one. Ahh that amazing things you can do with a dremel

mellojoe
08-02-2002, 07:09 PM
SWEET ACTION!

ARYUUUUUUUUUUUKEN!

Very cool, seriously. Excellent.

Vodka
08-02-2002, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by Klashe


I swear...It's my roomate's girlfriend's.
Honest.
Really.

Originally posted by Klashe
Think....sprite and vodka.

At least, that's what my girlfriend's boyfriend says.

Excuse me, but room mate's girlfriend is different from girfriend's boyfriend. Unless of course, you are a female because if those statements are true, then logically, you are a girl. :p Or unless your room mate is *** and calls his lover a girlfriend. :D

BloodRed
08-02-2002, 10:37 PM
Hey, where'd ya get that computer desk? Mine's falling apart and I really need a new one :)

Klashe
08-03-2002, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by BloodRed
Hey, where'd ya get that computer desk? Mine's falling apart and I really need a new one :)

OfficeMax. 75 bucks. It's a great desk.

Fits in the corner.

Klashe
08-03-2002, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by Vodka




Excuse me, but room mate's girlfriend is different from girfriend's boyfriend. Unless of course, you are a female because if those statements are true, then logically, you are a girl. :p Or unless your room mate is *** and calls his lover a girlfriend. :D

No, honestly...it's my cousin's aunt's latino lover's drink.

Vodka
08-03-2002, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by Klashe


No, honestly...it's my cousin's aunt's latino lover's drink.

Well, if we work that into the equation...

*edit* Lets not go there K? - Wurm

MrBling
08-03-2002, 04:05 PM
Now why go to all that trouble when the standard SNES controller is easily the best controller of all time :D
Now if only I could find a PC adapter thingie for it I'd be set.

meat322
08-03-2002, 10:07 PM
skyy = vodka
I'm a captain morgan man myself;) nice box get some stain for it or paint it black anyhing but bare wood!:)

gateways_rule
08-04-2002, 12:40 PM
Nice work! I like Yoshis Boxx better though. It has more stuff in it. Your room is a mess. :rolleyes:

freedon
08-06-2002, 03:15 PM
thatīs tight Klashe!! congrats on making a home made joystick :D

and very nice thread you made.. very funny :cool:

PS: i like more controllers than joysticks :p

Ashpool
08-06-2002, 06:13 PM
You had way too much time on your hands :p

And if you think HIS room is bad...

bras0782
08-08-2002, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Vodka




Excuse me, but room mate's girlfriend is different from girfriend's boyfriend. Unless of course, you are a female because if those statements are true, then logically, you are a girl. :p Or unless your room mate is *** and calls his lover a girlfriend. :D

Actually, 'girlfriend's boyfriend' would mean either his girlfriend has many boyfriends, or he is referring to himself - think about it.

:D

That arcade game stick looks great!!!

janko10
08-08-2002, 09:41 PM
Nice Klashe, job well done :D

[DWC]DarkWolf
08-09-2002, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by Vodka




Excuse me, but room mate's girlfriend is different from girfriend's boyfriend. Unless of course, you are a female because if those statements are true, then logically, you are a girl. :p Or unless your room mate is *** and calls his lover a girlfriend. :D

Actulay, it looks to me more like two guys sharing a room and a girl... and now maybe a kick *** arcade controller.. It's nice to see people getting along and sharing like this.:D

Klashe
08-09-2002, 01:28 AM
People please.

For god sakes, stick to the topic!

Who CARES about my gardner's aunt's Somalian ex-lover's dog's cool, refreshing SKYY Blue vodka beverages (ahhhhhhhh...smooth goin down).

Focus on my STICK, people! MY STICK!

janko10
08-09-2002, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Klashe
Focus on my STICK, people! MY STICK!

Uh, Klashe, buddy, you may wanna rephrase that. Just a suggestion :D

bras0782
08-09-2002, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by Klashe
Focus on my STICK, people! MY STICK!

You sick man!!!

;) :D

Vaggeto2k
08-09-2002, 06:24 AM
And people complain about the XBox controll being to big. :-)

Nice mod!

freedon
08-09-2002, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Klashe


Focus on my STICK, people! MY STICK!

Originally posted by janko10


Uh, Klashe, buddy, you may wanna rephrase that. Just a suggestion :D

well, he did create a JOYSTICK afterall :p

Thatoneguy
08-09-2002, 10:56 PM
Better slap on a quick joy in front of that stick. :)

joerg
08-11-2002, 04:31 AM
The controller rules, but ithink you would make a better auther than controller designer very funny story.

Klashe
08-11-2002, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by joerg
The controller rules, but ithink you would make a better auther than controller designer very funny story.

Funny you should say that...

http://www.sharkyextreme.com/features/games/article.php/1405211
http://www.sharkyextreme.com/features/games/article.php/1378901
http://www.sharkyextreme.com/features/games/article.php/983831
plus many more...

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