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    any notice that in a lot of fighting games there always seems to be a chick with a move where she'll charge at you with her butt? it's really quite strange, i've noticed this many times in games. priness peach does it in super smash brothers melee, i've seen android 18 do it in one of the dbz games, there's even a female character in the ninja turtles fighting game that has hits you with her rear. even in wrestling games i've seen chicks who have moves where they jump off the top rope & smash your face with their ***. i mean what's the deal here? anyone ever seen a real catfight where chicks where hitting eachother in the face with their asses? it's just some weird oddity that seems to be in a lot of fighting games. is it because the programmers are horny & get off at seeing girls bouncing their butts into people or what?

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    oh yeah the reason i posted this is because i was real bored & for some reason that just came to mind. dont ask me, i just think of weird junk sometimes.

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    DOA = horny programmers

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    thats not all it equals.

    likewise, guys always use a head-butt move. I think it is to take away from the all male flexability.

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    fighting vipers on my saturn has a character called honey that does that..except there is also this other humoungous dude called sandman that does it too...he can also roll you into a ball a pitch you like a bowling ball

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    Wan Fu (samurai showdown) also had an *** attack

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    Originally posted by kpxgq:
    DOA = horny programmers

    yes definately, there's that little cheat where you make your age 99 years old & get the jiggly little secret

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    Originally posted by jac857:
    priness peach does it in super smash brothers melee
    so does luigi :lol:

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    Is the Flying *** Attack anything like Lump & Loaf Louts Flying Butt Pliers attack??

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    Originally posted by BoogyMan:
    Is the Flying *** Attack anything like Lump & Loaf Louts Flying Butt Pliers attack??

    yeah basically but they dont lock you in the clutches of their butt cheeks

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    Originally posted by jac857:
    yeah basically but they dont lock you in the clutches of their butt cheeks

    oh my god, this has to be the most hilarious post i have ever seen with the funniest replys i have ever seen! hahahahaha.....

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    Originally posted by kpxgq:
    DOA = horny programmers

    lol, so true

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    Hmmm what if there is an "excited" guy on the other end of the flying *** attack? wouldnt be so bad of an attack i guess =) assume missonary style! flame away!

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    eh! Malbien, you must be a programmer!

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    or a gamer who has played too much....

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