My idea consists of this:

Two pieces of copper piping cut to match just shy of the length of my RAM.

I'm going to buy some TT passive ramsinks and solder them to it, then get some reasonably thick wiring (thick enough so it won't move with high CFM fans) and place dual 40CFM Y.S. Tech 60mm's on each side, about 1" from the RAM, likely with an angle on them.

I'm also thinking of adding a special outside intake from my case to pair with it, so it's all cold air.

Thoughts?