i can sum up all that in 3 words:

name brands suck

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The best hardrive on the market right now is the Baraccuda IV from Seagate. 69MB/sec internal transfer rate. You cant even hear it.

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange: HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY: When you rearrange: DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST: When you rearrange: EVIL'S AGENT
DESPERATION: When you rearrange: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange: CASH LOST IN 'EM
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange: IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN LAW: When you rearrange: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS! : When you rearrange: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange: TWELVE PLUS ONE