whats moparchat?

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Look at my BRAND NEW RIG!
Pentium 99999999999 Xeon 99999999999999 Yottahertz
99999999 GB PC19999 RDRAM
Radeon XXX w/ silicon technology. LoL.
Plextor 99999x99999x99999
(it burns in one second!)
9999999999999999999 GB HD
99999999999999999watt PSU
Antec SX99999999999999999
3Com 9999/99999 NIC card
999999999999999Kbps modem
99999999 ft surround view
Klipsch 99999999999999999
Microsoft Voice Keyboard
Microsoft Brain powered mouse
SBLive! 99999999999999999

To get exact measurements, please add a 1 to all the parts.
Just so you know this is a real system.