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*steps up to microphone, smooths out shirt and clears throat*
Inspired by the OC Crusaders, I have created the Cooler's Guild (with a load of help from Mystifmagic, he's also the leader as well!). It is a collection of Wizardly Cooler Masters (no pun intended) - whether it be Air cooling, water cooling, or case cooling, we have done it all.
However, it is not just a group of people who think they are 1337 by calling themselves Gurus. We have all been proven in the wide blue yonder of the Forums. We have helped people with case setups, pointed people in the direction of the right waterblocks, and warded people away from bad heatsinks. All of us are willing, able, and ready to help you in any way possible with cooling and enclosures.
The members are selected by the highest-level members only (as of now, me and Mystifmagic). Only the best (or darned good) make it in. If you ask for inclusion to the Guild, it is not a guarantee. The only factors that can make you a member is your experience, knowledge, and willingness to help anyone with any question at all, regardless of how repetitive or "n00bish" it may seem like. No exceptions.
These are the ranks of the Guild, from Highest to Lowest:
1) General
2) Colonel
3) Major
4) Captian
5) Lieutenant
6) Sergeant
7) Private
If you may, you can have a different rank, but only if it is lower. The only way to get higher is to be better at what this Guild is meant for: Cooling assistance and guidance.
Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you... The Cooler's Guild!
*steps down from Microphone and hands the mike over to Mystifmagic*