Anyone want a good laugh?

Wow this is halirous i mean i cant say anymore that hasent been said but the funnest one i found is:


" United States Navy Sidewinder Missile Division - "We have computers from every company, and your MX Systems surpass every computer we have ever tested. Our Technicians saw your latest systems and they practically drooled over them" "


ROLF I MEAN COME ON

.11db ... impossable
mobile ATI better than 9800 Pro ... Yea ok


If this guy was doing this here in New York someone would have killed him already.



https://www.sharkyforums.com/
https://www.sharkyforums.com/

I call and leave messages DAILY. On his business number, the number that he gives on his business line(which is some woman named Lisa's answering machine), and his home number. No reply... yet. I'll get him on the phone one day.

That earlier version of his site was freaking hilarious. I wish I could still get to it...

Have any of you local boys gone down to pay him a visit yet??

Another option for those that would like to do something would be to file a complaint here:

https://rn.ftc.gov/pls/dod/wsolcq$.s..._ORG_CODE=PU01

CAN'T GO ON...TOO MUCH, SIDES HURT TOO MUCH FROM LAUGHING, I AM GOING TO THROWUP.

I am in the military and I can believe that almost any PC that he would sell would be a lot faster, if it was a regular desktop system that replaced an old craptastic PII or something. There are a lot of them around these days, I have to administer about 20 of them right now. And we don't build our own PC's, we usually do a purchase order and buy in bulk every few years. I do add cards and ram, but we are really limited in what we can do, it is illegal to buy a PC directly, you have to use a special ADP account to do it. You can do some local purchasing, but I don't think that some Navy guy who works in an office using MS Word saying that a new PC is a lot better than his old PII with a 4G HD is an accurate comparison.

The guy is pretty slick considering just how many morons are out there. Think about it, throw some terms and numbers out there and probably 90% of the morons wouldn't know that it is BS. Sell it to them and they wouldn't know the difference between their new PC and another one. They would just know that it is faster than their old one.

His logo should be "Michael's Computers, morons building for morons"

Oh yeah, the 11dB of noise really killed me. Unless there isn't one single fan in the case and no HD's that is impossible. Unless he is taking the measurements from the other room or something.

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Oh yeah, the 11dB of noise really killed me. Unless there isn't one single fan in the case and no HD's that is impossible. Unless he is taking the measurements from the other room or something.

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Correction ... it's .11db. Yes decimal. :D He prolly sell 1 system to 1 army/navy/USAF dude and say he sells to army/navy/USAF or maybe he thinks army = USAF+navy+army. :D

So have any of you guys actually made your way down to his claimed place of business?

"Michael will be running 26.2 Miles (hopefully!) in the Los Angeles Marathon on March 7th, 2004!
We look forward to seeing everyone March 7, 2004 at the start and finish line!!"

ahha omg omg - imagine if we could get like 100 people with like demos and examples to go to the convention and PROVE that he is a lying sack of face ;)

(like take one of his computers and prove its not .11 db)

soo many things you could do, and he would get in so much trouble, hes stealing...

BTW hi im new here, caught a link from the EOC forums :D

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Originally posted by oc my face
"Michael will be running 26.2 Miles (hopefully!) in the Los Angeles Marathon on March 7th, 2004!
We look forward to seeing everyone March 7, 2004 at the start and finish line!!"

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OK that settles it. I'm gonna run that marathon, slam a 2:40 in his face, and then proceed to *insert whatever will make you happy*

:)

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Originally posted by XP1800
OK that settles it. I'm gonna run that marathon, slam a 2:40 in his face, and then proceed to *insert whatever will make you happy*

:)

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hopefully something along the lines of putting your running shoe up his......

If I were him I wouldn't make any public appearances:( :D

maybe he will do the ole fake nose and moustache trick

Anybody know what the hell a Radeon HT is, anyways? Radeon Hyper Threading?:confused: :D

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Originally posted by clh61
hopefully something along the lines of putting your running shoe up his......

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Lol, you have the gist of it:)

I'm going to buy one of his computers! Someone back me up!

I'm going to email him pretending that I am interested in his computers and would want to buy more.

Everyone wait and see, I'll post his emails here if I get any.

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Hold on a sec:

4x as fast as a G5 and 8 times faster then a dell.

So G5's are twice as fast as a real computer?

ok, ok, I give up... :)

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it didn't say what type of dell... so yeah I think the G5 would be faster than an 800Mhz "Dell" :p

<--------- *Brings back old dead threads to the top of the heap*

<--- is in before the lock ;)

I know I've seen a few people during the life of this thread mention that they lived near this jerk and were going to visit his place of business. Has anyone actually gone and done this yet?

<----Wishes this thread would die

Sorry I have to bring this thread up again, I just got the dumbest reply from him.

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We have received countless awards and this person (again, not a client) is continuing to harass us and we may seek legal action against this "slander" which he is writing. We are submitting his name and address to our lawyers.We are submitting his name and address to our lawyers. We are what we say we are. Again
, this is common of many people to be jealous of not owning the best, such as those who wish they could own a more expensive or powerful car or bigger or more exotic home.

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He's dumb enough to slam a lawyer on me.

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<----Wishes this thread would die

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Best post in awhile.

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Originally posted by xelaeel
He's dumb enough to slam a lawyer on me.

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He can get the best lawyer in the world and he still has no chance. He thinks one lawyer can take on Microsoft + AMD + Futuremark + the rest of the stuff that he BSed...

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Originally posted by xelaeel
Sorry I have to bring this thread up again, I just got the dumbest reply from him.



He's dumb enough to slam a lawyer on me.

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DUDE!!! Chance of a lifetime to get him. Lawsuit = investigation = busted.