http://www.michaelscomputers.com/decpressrelease.htm
look at the left column. desktop calander :eek: fish that swims on the desktop :eek: WHAHHAHAHAHA
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http://www.michaelscomputers.com/decpressrelease.htm
look at the left column. desktop calander :eek: fish that swims on the desktop :eek: WHAHHAHAHAHA
woohoo
$13,000 on a computer!!! YEAH!!
Some interesting logos on that press release too...looks vaguely familiar...;)
LOL!!! Look at this testomonial.
" I was weary about what system to buy with all that are offered on the internet. I heard ALIENWARE was the best for gamers and I didn't want to go with generic mass produced systems. I typed "fastest computers" on the internet, found Michael's Computers and was very impressed...Michael's was outstanding in the information they provided, and I bought into them. Not only was I overly impressed when I received my systems, I ran my PCMark benchmark program and Michael's system blew ALIENWARE away! I am forever pleased"
-Matt's Charboneau (Gamer/Business Owner) in Arkansas
It means when dropped from high altitudes. those vapochill cases are wicked aerodynamic.Quote:
Originally posted by 2March
Hold on a sec:
4x as fast as a G5 and 8 times faster then a dell.
almost crapped myself when i saw his "MHz-o-meter":
https://www.sharkyforums.com/images/...2003/12/24.jpg
Typed the same keyword, no sign of micheal, but a bunch of apple and IBMs though. :p
ROFL What a ****ing fraud :D :D :D :D
edit: Not referring to your post speedstream :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :D :D :D :D :D :D
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The only systems on the market with a less than .21dBa Sound Level which is comparable to a whisper.
Okay just for Shiit and giggles I decided to price a system with everything they are offering for a custom system and this is the total.
SKU: MXSC
Name: Michael's MX357 System
MX357 Liquid Cooled System With Optional 3.6GHz, 3.8GHz, 4.0GHz, or 4.2GHz Pentium 4 HTX Speed, configured with a Liquid Ingested Cooling System, + Floppy Drive (All additional components are listed below. Please note that all parts are listed in level of performance also - i.e the very bottom video card choice is currently the top performing video card) Screen refreshes to reflect current price after each selection.
1 3,950.00 USD
3,950.00 USD
B) Primary HD Seagate 320GB Serial 7,200 8MBBuffer 295.00 USD
C) Secondary HD TX Raid (4 x 320GB) 1280GB Stripped 0 1,395.00 USD
D) Kingston 2GB DDR SDRAM PC-3200 4X512 525.00 USD
E) Primary VidCard:Nvidia FX5900 ULTRA256MB 8X AGP 475.00 USD
G) Primary CD-DVD Pioneer DVD-120S 16X-DVD Slot Player 45.00 USD
J) Network:3COM 10BT/100BTX 3CR990TX97 W/3XP 110.00 USD
I) Sound / Audio:Creative Audigy2 Platinum External 200.00 USD
L) Operating System:Microsoft Windows XP Professional 150.00 USD
M) Software:Microsoft Office XP Pro w/Publisher 300.00 USD
N) Cooler (Cooling Mechanism) Warranty:7 Years 600.00 USD
F) Secondary Video:NONE 0.00
H) Secondary CD-DVD Players/Recorders:NONE 0.00
K) Modem 56K:NONE 0.00
A) Processor Speed:Pentium 4 HT at 4.2GHz 575.00 USD
Subtotal: 8,620.00 USD
Setup fee: 0.00 USD
Total: 8,620.00 USD
hmmm 8k+ for a system one of us could build for what????
3-4K+????????????????
no to mention where is the monitor, keyboard and mouse????
And for the gamers here where is the JS???????
Still can't beat the 18k+ 3dmark that they bs'ed about :D:D:D
Gee I though it was a joke but it does exist according to BBB
Hahaha 0.21 dBa from a computer? Good luck! A whisper is about 20 dBa and normal breathing is 10 dBa. So what they are saying is they are about 50 times quieter than normal breathing. Rofl!
Isn't Michael's a craft store? Maybe they got their business model after blooming their horticultural results in their trendy pots..... These guys are almost as bad as the morons at SCO...
The location of his store doesn't match in Canada
http://www.michaelscomputers.com/images/map4.jpg
http://www.michaelscomputers.com/images/worldwide2.jpg
Beside what kinda moron will open a store in the middle of nutthing. It's mostly farms over there.
"AMD 64-BIT FX-51 Clawhammer 3200+ processor"
BWAHAHAHA
After I read that, I was done ROFL
LMFAO Yet he calls himself experienced hahahaha :DQuote:
Originally posted by RPG Junkie
"AMD 64-BIT FX-51 Clawhammer 3200+ processor"
BWAHAHAHA
After I read that, I was done ROFL
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With support of more than 1024MB DDR Memory and the ATI's newest M10P VRAM Graphics card (3X Faster than ATI's 9800 PRO), no other laptop runs faster, clearer or easier.
A mobile 9600 GPU core with 64MB of memory is 3 times faster than a 9800 Pro? Riiiiiiiiiiight ;) What a jackass.
Once again, I can't resist posting this
http://www.michaelscomputers.com/images/Untitled-2.gif
:D :D ROFL
That place is joke heaven. Gotta dig for more
Check out his Online assistance
also his download speed :p WAHHAHAHHA
I just saw this.....talk about not supporting claims!!! BTW, It was a peak, but I got a 'Wings of Fury' FPS over 600 - for a split second, but it's prolly just what he did.....
Oh, yah - 18K is no biggie - I got 23K once....hmmmm....why was it gone from the futuremark site in about 12 hrs....hmmmmm :D :D
Yup, can't trust anyone from any other faiths. :p LOL, wonder what the Navy does with non-Christian recruits seeing as they can't be trusted. Maybe the Navy doesn't realize not everyone is Christian and secretly all these recruits are planning a massive assault to bring down Christianity and conquer the world. :D :pQuote:
Q: When a client says “But what about support? We have always chosen Dell"
A: The United States Navy couldn’t have said it better, “Michael, I have associates who say they want Dell because of the support of when something goes wrong (laughing) and something will always go wrong with a Dell. And getting assistance was extremely troublesome. I went through the same thing with Gateway and Compaq. When you need the support, who are going to end up speaking with? The maker of the system or some hired phone support of Dell, who doesn’t even know the specifics of your system, but only by a textbook they have in front of them that may only solve half of the problem. I only choose Michael's Computers over any other company because it’s far better to know the maker and someone you can trust and is a Christian.”
http://www.michaelscomputers.com/images/michaelbio3.jpg
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!Quote:
In 1999, Michael joined with a thermal acceleration company, Kryotech, in manufacturing the first liquid cooled PC's in Southern California. While systems in the general market were at 700MHz, Michael's SuperG systems were able to run perfectly at 1000MHz. Michael was quickly superceding Dell and Gateway which didn't have this technology. This was a milestone in cool computing and Michael was gaining attention by the largest companies in the world, including Boeing, Disney and Zworld.
https://www.sharkyforums.com/images/...2003/12/24.jpg
So he got 18K with a 9700 Pro and a P4 3.0? lmao