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I got roped into playing it.
WoW is interesting and I still play it, but a break from fantasy stuff is always welcome. So I heard their server hit 15,000 people on it at once the other day and thought wow its doing pretty good. There's lots of content blah blah. Anyway, so I start it up.
Its confusing. lots of numbers and well, some more numbers and buttons. So I join up as a character in the same area as a friend of mine.
Now you have to understand, EVE has some very loyal players, and for the most part only they understand how the game works. People new to the game will find it as slippery as olimario's arguments. I took the tutorial and Tre/Tekopathic got me my first interview.
My first character had fallen victim to space pirates, a welcome end in that sector of space. Surrounded by people telling me to fraud the insurance system by loading my ship up, insuring, stripping, then getting it blown up. Awesome.
So my second character was on the straight and narrow. Had a convincing player name, and was focused on mining rocks. Awesome. Here I go. Interview. So I interviewed, it wasnt much, just me saying what I wanted to do. Knowing tekopathic/tre helped a bunch and they got me in to talk to the CEO, she blahed a bit and my eyes glazed over.
Already this seemed a lot like work. She explained that I would be paid hourly for my mining efforts if I participated in the corporations mining operations in various systems and that I may have a lucurative future in building things when they ask for it. Nice.
So things are going great. For a while they let me just sorta do my thing. I buy a few ships, take some funds from the corp for expendatures n what not. I NEED THAT SHUTTLE TO LOOK COOL!
One day I log on to mine. I greet everyone and start going about it. Then the corp is like hey go form a mining gang with so and so. Yeah sure no. OK they say, but they'll have to refine my minerals and just handle payment at station. Whatever.
It seemed like work, a lot of this did. The way everything was set up so I never knew what was going on unless I had a lot of power. What struck me today was this:
E-Mail to Corp:
Could someone refine my minerals in the cargo hold. Theyve been there a few days. Thanks.
Singe Friel
So a few minutes later I get a message over the public corp chat system "Hey singe, dont make requests for this stuff over corp mail, I dont want it full of junk."
I kindly replied that my minerals had been there for a few days and I had repeatedly requested the refining process. Something they generally insisted upon for the sake of greater profit.
So they shot back with more crap so I tell them ill handle things myself. I refine the **** myself, take a loss, and continue on. As soon as I dock back at the station I start going through my accounts payable/receivable (been considering a clone upgrade) when the recruiting officer (I **** you not) 'walks through my door' and begins the standard 'passive aggressive talk about your progress and possible training methods'. Awesome.
Sick of my day I logged off early. And just like a work week, I have no clue what they're gonna do with me tomorrow. Could be fired!
See, the people who play EVE are hopelessly ****ing devoted to it. Its actually really scary. I never see them offline, ever. I just wanna mine some rocks, get a big spaceship, and sell stuff. BUT NO! RED TAPE EVERYWHERE! THANKS EVE!!!!!!!!!! ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!