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Originally posted by TwIce
Okay, Max, listen. It's a slow day at the office so I thought I'd participate in an interesting online debate about electronic burglary.
Now, by taking me on like this, you have cast yourself as the intellectual equivalent of the ninety-pound guy who walks into a bar and insists on challenging a two-fifty linebacker to arm-wrestle him. I keep on flicking you away but back you come with your little dukes up so, rather than humiliate you (or myself because the challenge is too imbalanced to be honorable) I'm just going to leave the bar.
You should pay attention to your parents and work hard in school. Remember, good grammar is not about putting words in the right order as much as it is about putting your thoughts in the right order. Without order, you cannot assemble an argument, let alone win one. Your tortured syntax provides an unflattering insight into disorganised thought processes, as this quote bears witness:
To return to the arm-wrestling analogy for a minute, that sentence alone shows me that you have no business wearing a tank top!
This appears to be your point:
Allow me, one last time, to express my argument in plain English:
If you bought a legitimate copy of HALF LIFE 2 but were unable to play it because a previous, unsuccessful attempt to pirate the game got you locked out of Steam, then it is highly probable that your account will be reactivated and your game will be playable as long as you call Valve and explain the situation. I never presented this as a fact. I presented it as a reasonable assumption. Please make the mental effort to distinguish between the two.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to drink with some guys who either know when they are outmatched or can offer me a legitimate challenge.
You're leaving because you got nothing else to say. I'll accept that. I may forget to type in a word or two, or even leave out a letter.