...what just happened to Dell?

http://www.theonion.com/onion3810/co...ches_goal.html

Heheh :)

OMG
that is so weird!

I don't think it's funny though.

Actually, it Is kind of dumb to shut down when you reach a success point.

Think of all the non-computer literate people that needs computers!

oh wait, they have e-machines

i say the same

anyone with the brains wouldn't quit/close a company if #1 (or 2 or 3 but still top)

i would think he knows something that it was easier to quit now than latter

ROTFLMAO!!!


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OMFG they dont get it ROTFLMAO!

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ROTFLMAO!!!


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OMFG they dont get it ROTFLMAO!

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LOL seriously...I mean it is theonion...HAHA :D

I wish it were true

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Originally posted by dudewth

LOL seriously...I mean it is theonion...HAHA :D

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LOL no kidding I am suprised people haven't caught onto these fact news sites yet lol.

That is so not funny.

My whole company is running on Dell PCs' and Servers'.

:rolleyes:

That is hillarious! Very well done, I especially like the pic. of the guys removing the vending machine from the break room with the See ya banner in the background.:D :D :D

The Onion has to be one of the funniest publications in the country. I have a whole book of their stuff.

Now I can't buy the wonderful prebuilt Wintel that I always wanted! NOOOO! :mad:


















;)

THAT DAMN WELL BETTER BE A FAKE

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Originally posted by muzikjunkie
THAT DARN WELL BETTER BE A FAKE

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Yep, it's fake.:D

I noticed in your sig. you have a Canon BJC-2110 (broken).
I have a 2110 and a 2000. If it quit what you most likely need is the craddle that holds the ink cartriges. I've had to replace one before.

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Originally posted by Snoop Dogg


LOL no kidding I am suprised people haven't caught onto these fact news sites yet lol.

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i don't get it :confused:
could you please explain

Someone care to send this article to Wall Street? :D I wanna buy some cheap Dell stocks... ;)

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i don't get it :confused:
could you please explain

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Lol it's a joke, Dell isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Think of it as the Daily Show of the web.

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Originally posted by BRB


Yep, it's fake.:D

I noticed in your sig. you have a Canon BJC-2110 (broken).
I have a 2110 and a 2000. If it quit what you most likely need is the craddle that holds the ink cartriges. I've had to replace one before.

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the spool wont grab the paper, its really messed up, i'll just buy another printer later at Staples, IM LAZY :D

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Originally posted by Shadowfire
Someone care to send this article to Wall Street? :D I wanna buy some cheap Dell stocks... ;)

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ROFL!:D

Me too.. ;) :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Totally_Bug_OuT
That is so not funny.

My whole company is running on Dell PCs' and Servers'.

:rolleyes:

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LOL your joking right?

LOL:eek: :eek: :eek:

THE ONION IS FAKE!!! IT'S A JOKE!!! albeit a Great one ROTFLMAO!!!

I knew it was a fake when I saw the images. It's real easy to tell if images are doctored, y'know ;)

Since when is theonion.com credible?

i find it disturbing that the majority of you havent even heard of the onion. you all should be ashamed.