BMX XXX = very good.

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12-06-2002, 01:52 PM
GrayCalx

BMX XXX = very good.

I just rented it for the xbox, man... fun game! I was thinking it'd be all novelty, naked women in a video game... whoopie. But its a lot more than that. Its the cursing (the f,s,a words so far, maybe more?). Its the crude sophmoric humor (fireman who's "hose" runs out of "water" and he needs helping "getting it up." Its dropping hookers off at hotels, watching two dogs hump, and listening to unintelligable homeless guys bum money. And i'm still on the first level!!!

Its pretty much the Tony Hawk engine too so the playability is pretty good.

PS my skater is a catholic school girl with white panties.:eek: Hey! Let he who is without pr0n on his machine cast the first stone.
12-06-2002, 02:56 PM
Recon

The engine is nothing like THPS you can enter a grind from any position I found the engine to be very very lacking and the game as a whole to be a pretty sad attempt to cash in on the "mature" market
12-06-2002, 04:45 PM
GrayCalx

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Originally posted by Recon
The engine is nothing like THPS you can enter a grind from any position I found the engine to be very very lacking and the game as a whole to be a pretty sad attempt to cash in on the "mature" market

:) Ahhh, well I hope you bought it or at least rented it, cuz it gives me great pleasure thinking about your disappointment. Nonono, don't ruin it for me. Ahhh... :)

Actually ask Akklaim, its simply a modified engine. Manuals are all handled the same as are using them to string tricks together. The bikes behavior is modified but, well, its a bike. Key move buttons are located in the same positon and include the same dir+but options. Your griding comment, while non-sensical and non-convincing, did include some pretty words though, you get a gold star! :)

Finally, I think its a great entry into the mature genre. I'd argue the first. Yes, yes GTA is high on the list too. But while GTA is heavy on violence, death, and destruction, BMX XXX takes a much more humorous angle towards it all. Cursing interspersed with slang sounds like my friends. I do conceed that I haven't played all the levels, but having to drop a dog off in a park to pork another dog pleases me as much as your disappointment does. :D.

Is this is the end all be all of adult games. Hell no. Is it a step in the right direction to getting developers to publish more games in an adult genre function. Yes.

Good for you not liking it though. I'm very proud of you.

[Note to nudity seekers : If you buy this game to see some t&a, you'll be disappointed; it gets old quick.]

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12-06-2002, 06:16 PM
fastitocalon

no comment on anything else but the engine is just a glorified version of thps
12-06-2002, 06:51 PM
Ashpool

All those years of code and physics streamlining lead up to bouncing boobies.

Strange, isn't it? ;)
12-06-2002, 07:07 PM
Kamakazie

I too thought it had horribly crappy gameplay
12-06-2002, 07:55 PM
EMG

I like the naked ladies but this game just sounds stupid! I don't even know where to begin how to show that this game is stupid! It just is. If I want a laugh I'll play GTA3 or watch a movie.
12-06-2002, 08:09 PM
Recon

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Originally posted by GrayCalx

:) Ahhh, well I hope you bought it or at least rented it, cuz it gives me great pleasure thinking about your disappointment. Nonono, don't ruin it for me. Ahhh... :)

. Your griding comment, while non-sensical and non-convincing, did include some pretty words though, you get a gold star! :)

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My comment made perfect sense, you can come in at a rail from a 90 degree angle and still pull of the grind. Please explain the physics of that to me? The game is trash and I challenge you to find a review from a reputable site that says otherwise.
Also this isn't a game in the right direction to making adult games this is a game that is unashamedly marketed towards the underage market even though its rated M. Why would anyone over 12 care about seeing a 30 second strip tease movie when it costs gameplay and control?

If you don't like opinions that differ from your own then don't post, but please leave the condescending flaming out.
12-06-2002, 09:46 PM
Terry

Chill...

But can't you also do a grind at 90 degrees?
There is a balance between gameplay and realism.
And in THPS and BMX XXX, it's got both.
That's why it's fun!

I don't wanna play a skateboarding game and have to fall down 2 million times to get one trick. Just look at those people on the street, they suck!
If you want realism, don't play games :)
12-07-2002, 09:55 AM
Wurm

Recon, the gaming forum isn't going to hell, we just have more boys than men in here. So if you don't want to get flamed don't argue with kids.

And the rest of you, relax everyone is entitled to an opinion.

- Wurm
12-07-2002, 10:41 AM
G33K

I'd hit it, I mean I'd play it... :D
12-07-2002, 11:45 AM
fastitocalon

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Originally posted by G33K
I'd hit it, I mean I'd play it... :D

^lol
12-08-2002, 06:00 AM
JCPRuckus

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Originally posted by Ashpool
All those years of code and physics streamlining lead up to bouncing boobies.

Strange, isn't it? ;)

I was always under the impression that the whole point of trying to improve game physics over the years was so that we could finally get realistically bouncing boobies.
12-08-2002, 06:57 AM
tu2thepoo

Quote:

Originally posted by Terry
But can't you also do a grind at 90 degrees?

in real life? i'd like to see someone pull it off.

i mean, i don't skate or do stunts on my bike, but i imagine that if you tried to grind when you're at 90 degrees relative to the rail, you'd just flip over and faceplant.

Quote:

Originally posted by JCPRuckus
I was always under the impression that the whole point of trying to improve game physics over the years was so that we could finally get realistically bouncing boobies.

you sir, get a gold star in my book.
12-08-2002, 11:10 AM
Recon

Quote:

Originally posted by JCPRuckus

I was always under the impression that the whole point of trying to improve game physics over the years was so that we could finally get realistically bouncing boobies.

and dont you think xbox's DOA already accomplished that? ;)
12-08-2002, 12:26 PM
number1sixerfan

Quote:

Originally posted by Recon

and dont you think xbox's DOA already accomplished that? ;)

Man that was a great game.;)
12-09-2002, 01:17 AM
Derringer

Re: BMX XXX = very good.

Quote:

Originally posted by GrayCalx
I just rented it for the xbox, man... fun game! I was thinking it'd be all novelty, naked women in a video game... whoopie. But its a lot more than that. Its the cursing (the f,s,a words so far, maybe more?). Its the crude sophmoric humor (fireman who's "hose" runs out of "water" and he needs helping "getting it up." Its dropping hookers off at hotels, watching two dogs hump, and listening to unintelligable homeless guys bum money. And i'm still on the first level!!!

Its pretty much the Tony Hawk engine too so the playability is pretty good.

PS my skater is a catholic school girl with white panties.:eek: Hey! Let he who is without pr0n on his machine cast the first stone.

That would be me mister!

*throws a boulder at graycalx*
12-09-2002, 01:29 PM
GrayCalx

Quote:

Originally posted by Recon

If you don't like opinions that differ from your own then don't post, but please leave the condescending flaming out.

Exactly, so why'd you crap on my thread? You could've stayed away.

I FINALLY get your comment about the weird grinding angles. And I'll give you that that is true, and was true of Tony Hawk, which as far as I know, is the best selling game of that genre (like inline,skating,biking type stuff). But you're right if you're sideways up in the air you can save yourself with a grind. But like the other poster said, its a game for fun not realism, in which case how about having to wait 20+ years to pull off a 1080, yeah thats a fun game!

I'll give you one other note, but this is more to people who might be considering buying it. I have noticed you can get stuck in weird places, it simply takes a jump or a jiggle of the joystick to get unstuck but if you're looking for perfection it has some minor bugs (along with 99% of all games out there).

So you don't like it fine, don't crap on my thread, thread crapper. I stand by the fact its a fun game. I like hearing curse words, just as much as I chuckle at a good fart, or midgets. Sense of humor preference is not a reflection of maturity. Lookit howard stern, he's at least in his late 40s and has an excellent career going with sophmoric humor. Calling a 25 year old a 'boy' Wurm, shows your immaturity at 37. At least keep the moderation bipartisan and informed.
12-09-2002, 02:18 PM
Terry

Quote:

Originally posted by tu2thepoo

in real life? i'd like to see someone pull it off.

i mean, i don't skate or do stunts on my bike, but i imagine that if you tried to grind when you're at 90 degrees relative to the rail, you'd just flip over and faceplant.

you sir, get a gold star in my book.

I mean the 90 degrees thingy in THPS :)
Cuz the guy was like "BMX is different from THPS and BMX sucks b/c you can do grind at 90 degrees"

The point I was trying to make is that THPS is like that also, so is THPS also bad?
12-09-2002, 03:51 PM
Trunks

Quote:

Originally posted by Terry
I don't wanna play a skateboarding game and have to fall down 2 million times to get one trick. Just look at those people on the street, they suck!
If you want realism, don't play games :)

Dude it isn't exactly the easiest thing to learn how to do tricks on a skateboard. I know this because I am a skater. And what exactly are you comparing that to?? I know of no game that requires you to actually "learn" a trick.
12-09-2002, 04:20 PM
Llamadon

i believe that he was comparing it to the idea presented earlier that the game was bad due it it's lack of realism, that's all...
12-09-2002, 04:44 PM
Slinks

Quote:

Originally posted by GrayCalx

I like hearing curse words, just as much as I chuckle at a good fart, or midgets. Sense of humor preference is not a reflection of maturity. Lookit howard stern, he's at least in his late 40s and has an excellent career going with sophmoric humor. Calling a 25 year old a 'boy' Wurm, shows your immaturity at 37. At least keep the moderation bipartisan and informed.

Preach on my brutha. I feel sorry for ppl that wont laugh for the sake of being seen as immature... You ppl are missing out on one of the best and most simple pleasures of life a good laugh. And there is nothing better then a simple fart joke to bring a laugh out of my mouth. There will always be that "mature" person with a dry sence of humor pissing on the fun had by "immature" ppl pffft.

Any way back on subject.. i cant wait to rent this game looks like a good time to be had.
12-11-2002, 04:56 AM
splurgedsturgeon

I'm surprised that the gameplay is actually good. I figured this thing would just be a rental novelty too. Intersting.
12-12-2002, 08:07 AM
m316foley

Re: Re: BMX XXX = very good.

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Originally posted by Derringer

That would be me mister!

*throws a boulder at graycalx*

Quote:

Looking for a computer still...

And that would be why ;)