I'm going to have DUAL PROMETEIA's!!
Don't you love happy endings?! :D
Not only is Chip-Con sending me a replacement unit, but I get to keep my old one! If I get it repaired (and recharged with R134a, since it all leaked out :(), I'll have DUAL PROMETEIA's. Eat your heart out, watercoolers! :D Booya! Even Oppainter doesn't have dual Prometeia's, but rather a Prometeia and a vapochill (which is inferior :p).
Good things happen to good people!
Signed,
An ecstatic Mike
PS: Don't think they do this for anyone, though - they only did this because my unit was DOA and I contacted them 4 days after getting it. If something goes wrong with a Prometeia and it did once work, you have to ship it to them for repair.