Need donation to ship a Dell computer to Nigeria and get but t and nuts kissed.

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03-09-2005, 01:51 PM
rimmerchant

Need donation to ship a Dell computer to Nigeria and get but t and nuts kissed.

This is in response to a guy that wants to scam me out of a dell computer

from another thread here at sharkyextreme:
http://sharkyforums.com/showthread.p...5&pagenumber=1

heres a quick the excerpt of my prank to retaliate on him/her:

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I was bored at work and watching TV and suddenly I came out with
PLAN B!

I will have the scumbag kiss/lick my a$s, my nuts, and my dogs a&s.

how would I go about that u say?

I will fedex him a small box with a "verification" letter. In the box will be a letter and an unsealed prepaid addressed envelope. The letter will read something like:

" This letter is to confirm that the address for the computer shipment is correct. please simply put this letter and "check Yes" to the address verification box in the prepaid envelope and mail it back. as soon as we receive your verification letter will release the fedex package"

assumming the scumbag will lick the envelope to seal it he will have fall for my gag as the envelope will have been rubbed against my but t, my nuts, and my dogs but t.

only thing is now I have to find out how much to ship fedex express to nigeria. and come up with some donation to pay for the shipping. (I don't think it's that much to ship a small light box to nigeria is it?) I really don't want to spend more than $1 on this scammer. so if anyone can make a $0.25 donation to help me offset the cost of the shipping. please do so, thanks

paypal it to: [email protected]
(Of course if I get more than I needed I will refund it to people)

if anyone can help me create a good "Verification Letter" with Fedex logo it.(Using msword format and looks legit) I would appreciated it.
you can email the document to: [email protected]
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I really don't want to spend more than $1 on the scumbag so I need donations to fuel this prank. Please don't take this is a scam of mine to get donations as I am an honest guy with a job and a 99.8% postitive ebay rating. I will scan fedex shipping label for everyone to see here.

also I need someone to help me type the professional "verification " letter.

thanks to anyone that will support me.

ohh btw: before I goto the fedex. anyone know how much it will be to fedex express my package to nigeria?
03-09-2005, 02:57 PM
rabidmoose171

If it only has 1 letter in it, it should really be much at all, not more than could come out of ones own pocket. But if you want to make it weigh and look likea computer box, youd need more...

dunno.
03-09-2005, 03:51 PM
lowlander28

THATS JUST WRONG !
but very funny!:D
03-09-2005, 04:54 PM
rimmerchant

Quote:

Originally posted by rabidmoose171
If it only has 1 letter in it, it should really be much at all, not more than could come out of ones own pocket. But if you want to make it weigh and look likea computer box, youd need more...

dunno.

I plan to ship it in a little box so it looks like there's something in it initally.

any idea how much or any taxes involved?
just want to know before I have to call fedex.

btw:
don't let this thread get out of hand and tell everyone outside of sharky about it. cause I don' want the scumbag to get any info on what is about to happen to him.
03-09-2005, 06:36 PM
rabidmoose171

The buyer will pay taxes when its delivered.
03-09-2005, 08:25 PM
Gadzookie

donations ? how do we know your not trying to scam us ? lol

do something more constructive with your time don't seek revenge

i think i heard yoda say that
03-09-2005, 08:35 PM
KickerKid

Your plan is dependant on the fact that he licks the envelope, but if he glues it then its all for waste.
03-09-2005, 08:49 PM
jubjub

$61 to abuja (the capital city) via International Economy.

You got a lotta beggin to do

Edit, your best bet is USPS air mail. Less than $10
03-09-2005, 09:38 PM
Derringer

Question: Isn't it possible the scammer would not lick the envelope for fear of transfering DNA? More than likely, he'll just put some water on the envelope.

And...if he does that...wouldn't you technicaly be getting scammed because he made you go through all the trouble to get him scammed but ended up wasting a buck?:confused:
03-09-2005, 10:12 PM
rusty c

Quote:

Originally posted by Gadzookie
donations ? how do we know your not trying to scam us ? lol

do something more constructive with your time don't seek revenge

i think i heard yoda say that

Guess no one tried to scam you yet. You may think differently then.
03-09-2005, 10:19 PM
punkrunning

Quote:

Originally posted by Derringer
Question: Isn't it possible the scammer would not lick the envelope for fear of transfering DNA? More than likely, he'll just put some water on the envelope.

DNA testing is only a danger to criminals that have already produced an identified sample to authorities. It isn't as if there is a record of every single person's DNA.
03-09-2005, 10:23 PM
tarentinos

If you're doing this to a guy in Nigeria, I hope you don't hold any grudges here at Sharky!

:eek: ;)
03-09-2005, 10:39 PM
rimmerchant

Quote:

Originally posted by Derringer
Question: Isn't it possible the scammer would not lick the envelope for fear of transfering DNA? More than likely, he'll just put some water on the envelope.

And...if he does that...wouldn't you technicaly be getting scammed because he made you go through all the trouble to get him scammed but ended up wasting a buck?:confused:

don't worry, he don't have to lick it. as soon as he opens it, he will "get his hands dirty."
03-10-2005, 05:36 AM
soupnazi

Quote:

Originally posted by rimmerchant
don't worry, he don't have to lick it. as soon as he opens it, he will "get his hands dirty."

Are you going to mail poop in the package? ;)
03-10-2005, 12:04 PM
rabidmoose171

Quote:

Originally posted by soupnazi
Are you going to mail poop in the package? ;)

I'd donate for that:D.

Quote:

donations ? how do we know your not trying to scam us ? lol

If he was trying to scam us, im sure he wouldnt have made the other thread last week, also, dont you think he would want more than 25cents?
03-10-2005, 12:27 PM
Russell

Quote:

Originally posted by punkrunning
DNA testing is only a danger to criminals that have already produced an identified sample to authorities. It isn't as if there is a record of every single person's DNA.

Plus the authorities don't make it a habit of DNA testing for every single little damned crime. They don't have the budget :P

Even if they did, and somehow identified the guy, what are they going to do? He's in Nigeria.
03-10-2005, 12:49 PM
Setokun

can't help but laugh about this ********~!
trash that scammer
i support ya~!
lol
03-10-2005, 09:33 PM
Bobo22

dude, send a dead rotting fish in the package, then he will definitely get the effect even if he doesn't lick the envelope. good luck.
03-11-2005, 02:12 PM
Z3R0C00L

There is a company that will send poop for you. Seal it in good, or else the ordor (or any fluids) will likely get the package pulled, and you at risk of legal problems.
03-11-2005, 02:33 PM
soupnazi

You should give this Nigerian scammer the website for Michael's Computers. Then he can scam the scammer. (Michael);)
03-11-2005, 05:15 PM
Russell

Quote:

Originally posted by soupnazi
You should give this Nigerian scammer the website for Michael's Computers. Then he can scam the scammer. (Michael);)

Beautiful. I love it.
03-11-2005, 07:07 PM
rabidmoose171

Quote:

Originally posted by Z3R0C00L
There is a company that will send poop for you. Seal it in good, or else the ordor (or any fluids) will likely get the package pulled, and you at risk of legal problems.

link?
03-15-2005, 12:01 PM
CaTaLyST

I am locking this.