*Note: This thread is merely for speculative, humorous discussion.
It's not meant as any kind of encouragement or a method to actually do something to yourself.

Hey, since we all like the sound and fury of deep subs blasting away, would this be a preferred way of going out of the world. Let's say you're old and decrepit, or really, really down. How about strapping that sub to your chest with duct tape and cranking it to full power?
Questions:
1) What would actually happen to your inner organs? Would the sound waves turn all insides to pulp by some kind of hydrostatic shock? Or would it lead to cardiac arrest?
2) What would be the most effective placement to insure the most brutal pounding? I know the port pushes air, but would it be the port or the woofer facing the chest? Sound waves or port air?
3) Does anyone want to test it this week?