PS2 BMX XXX not XXX?!

[Derringer]

Ok, I was strolling down Wal-Mart the other day looking for a nice bag o goodies for my friends and I. Lo and behold "BmX XXX" on the store shelves! I was psyched! I thought maybe that Wal-Mart had decided not to ban the game. Then my friend noticed the X-box and GCN version wasn't in. I asked the store clerk dude, and he said the PS2 version was "cleaned." I thought, that cleaned meant that the nudity and junk was removed. So I bought it, and played it and played it and thought, "Wow, they really did clean it, it sucks worse than the previous version!" I guess the XXX part wasn't a gimmick, the game sucks without it. I prompty made a return.

[Kamakazie]

The game sucks with it, too.

[Kero-chan]

i'll be into naked poly chicks the day they let me jack my brain into a computer with a direct sensory feed
though i admit when i was like 10, i paused sfII to check out chun li's skirt

[soupnazi]

Originally posted by Kero-chan
though i admit when i was like 10, i paused sfII to check out chun li's skirt

Me too! LOL

[Terry]

Wow! I am not alone!

[Hans Moleman]

Originally posted by Derringer
Ok, I was strolling down Wal-Mart the other day looking for a nice bag o goodies for my friends and I. Lo and behold "BmX XXX" on the store shelves! I was psyched! I thought maybe that Wal-Mart had decided not to ban the game. Then my friend noticed the X-box and GCN version wasn't in. I asked the store clerk dude, and he said the PS2 version was "cleaned." I thought, that cleaned meant that the nudity and junk was removed. So I bought it, and played it and played it and thought, "Wow, they really did clean it, it sucks worse than the previous version!" I guess the XXX part wasn't a gimmick, the game sucks without it. I prompty made a return.

They let you return the game? What kind of policy do they have? Maybe I'll start shopping at Wal Mart more often.

[Isezumi]

for some reason I am of the belief that if the game is called BMX XXX, then when I power on I should see nothing but bikes and banging, but no bike banging, maybe banging on a bike but thats about how far the bike and banging interaction should get.

Might as well call it BMX PG-13, maybe BMX R

[Isezumi]

Originally posted by Hans Moleman


They let you return the game? What kind of policy do they have? Maybe I'll start shopping at Wal Mart more often.

Consider it a rental policy with a really expensive security deposit and a 0 forgiveness factor, and a crudy selection.

[Ashpool]

Originally posted by Derringer
Ok, I was strolling down Wal-Mart the other day looking for a nice bag o goodies for my friends and I. Lo and behold "BmX XXX" on the store shelves! I was psyched! I thought maybe that Wal-Mart had decided not to ban the game. Then my friend noticed the X-box and GCN version wasn't in. I asked the store clerk dude, and he said the PS2 version was "cleaned." I thought, that cleaned meant that the nudity and junk was removed. So I bought it, and played it and played it and thought, "Wow, they really did clean it, it sucks worse than the previous version!" I guess the XXX part wasn't a gimmick, the game sucks without it. I prompty made a return.

You actually bought it?

[Kero-chan]

Originally posted by Terry
Wow! I am not alone!

actually about a year ago, there was an article/geek test at gamespy.com. one of the the checkboxes that added points to your ubergeekdom was: pausing during the whirlwind kick to look up chung li's skirt.
i think it was a common practice among boys at that time
it would be awesome if it was comon practice for chicks too... man do i love me some lesbian action! damn... there i go typing out loud again

[Terry]

Easy there!
Not everyone is old enough to read that here

[Kero-chan]

Originally posted by Terry
Easy there!
Not everyone is old enough to read that here

oh... LOL silly, by "lesbians" i meant mongoose.

[Kamakazie]

Originally posted by Kero-chan
i'll be into naked poly chicks the day they let me jack my brain into a computer with a direct sensory feed
though i admit when i was like 10, i paused sfII to check out chun li's skirt

There are actual videos of strippers and other naked chicks in the game. This doesnt make up for the fact that the game just blows.

[Kero-chan]

Originally posted by Kamakazie


There are actual videos of strippers and other naked chicks in the game. This doesnt make up for the fact that the game just blows.

so the moral of the story is get matt hoffman's pro bmx and download free stripper pr0n from the net and you'll save $30? awesome!