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  1. 12-23-2003, 09:11 AM #1
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    Anyone want a good laugh?

    Look at the claims this site is making:

    http://www.michaelscomputers.com/

    Michael's Computers are more than FOUR times faster than Apple's G5 and more than EIGHT times faster than Dell, Alienware, Velocity Micro, Gateway, or Compaq.

    1600 MHz Front Side Bus

    ATI's newest M10P VRAM Graphics card (3X Faster than ATI's 9800 PRO)

    Utilizing the new AMD 64-BIT Clawhammer 3200+ processor, this is leading technology operating more than 15 times as fast as any competitor and appearing only at michaelscomputers.com
    What a pile of BS.
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  2. 12-23-2003, 11:16 AM #2
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    wow.....nothin like some good 'ol false advertising for the holidays
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  3. 12-23-2003, 11:30 AM #3
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    Even his own graphs don't support those claims...
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    Hold on a sec:

    4x as fast as a G5 and 8 times faster then a dell.

    So G5's are twice as fast as a real computer?

    ok, ok, I give up...
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  6. 12-23-2003, 12:36 PM #5
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    hmmm,

    well im sold i ordered 10 who wants one!!
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    Did you see who he claims to sell these too, ie. the Navy and Walt Disney
  8. 12-23-2003, 01:21 PM #7
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    Boots up in 7 seconds...I should give these guys a call.

    Can they just use Disney's, the Marines, and the Navy's logo like that?

    The BBB would be all over this one.
  9. 12-23-2003, 01:30 PM #8
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    Originally posted by raider1v1
    hmmm,

    well im sold i ordered 10 who wants one!!
    I want one!!! I'll pay for shipping too No matter how screwed up their advertisement is it's still better than my comp
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    ooh! I want a "cool liquid cooled" pc! anyone checked reseller ratings yet?
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    lol - check out his 3dMark 03 link - he claims to get 18,894 marks on 03!
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    lmfao, in the part where you build your own PC, they say they have P4 3.6 - 4.2Ghz with HT LOL
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    Originally posted by mealeyma
    lol - check out his 3dMark 03 link - he claims to get 18,894 marks on 03!
    someone buy a rig from them, if you don't get near 18k in 3dmark03 go back and sue them
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    Originally posted by icecube_of_death
    lmfao, in the part where you build your own PC, they say they have P4 3.6 - 4.2Ghz with HT LOL
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    Have you guys noticed one thing? They say they have 18k in 3DMark03, 700fps in some benchmarks, yet they have no prove. They don't have any links to any scores. To make it even worse, they tried to put screenshots on their forums to show others but the pix don't even exist
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