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    Hammerhead Shark xelaeel's Avatar
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    Typed the same keyword, no sign of micheal, but a bunch of apple and IBMs though.
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    ROFL What a ****ing fraud

    edit: Not referring to your post speedstream
    Last edited by icecube_of_death; 12-24-2003 at 12:09 AM.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

    The only systems on the market with a less than .21dBa Sound Level which is comparable to a whisper.
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    Okay just for Shiit and giggles I decided to price a system with everything they are offering for a custom system and this is the total.

    SKU: MXSC
    Name: Michael's MX357 System
    MX357 Liquid Cooled System With Optional 3.6GHz, 3.8GHz, 4.0GHz, or 4.2GHz Pentium 4 HTX Speed, configured with a Liquid Ingested Cooling System, + Floppy Drive (All additional components are listed below. Please note that all parts are listed in level of performance also - i.e the very bottom video card choice is currently the top performing video card) Screen refreshes to reflect current price after each selection.
    1 3,950.00 USD

    3,950.00 USD
    B) Primary HD Seagate 320GB Serial 7,200 8MBBuffer 295.00 USD
    C) Secondary HD TX Raid (4 x 320GB) 1280GB Stripped 0 1,395.00 USD
    D) Kingston 2GB DDR SDRAM PC-3200 4X512 525.00 USD
    E) Primary VidCard:Nvidia FX5900 ULTRA256MB 8X AGP 475.00 USD
    G) Primary CD-DVD Pioneer DVD-120S 16X-DVD Slot Player 45.00 USD
    J) Network:3COM 10BT/100BTX 3CR990TX97 W/3XP 110.00 USD
    I) Sound / Audio:Creative Audigy2 Platinum External 200.00 USD
    L) Operating System:Microsoft Windows XP Professional 150.00 USD
    M) Software:Microsoft Office XP Pro w/Publisher 300.00 USD
    N) Cooler (Cooling Mechanism) Warranty:7 Years 600.00 USD
    F) Secondary Video:NONE 0.00
    H) Secondary CD-DVD Players/Recorders:NONE 0.00
    K) Modem 56K:NONE 0.00
    A) Processor Speed:Pentium 4 HT at 4.2GHz 575.00 USD
    Subtotal: 8,620.00 USD
    Setup fee: 0.00 USD

    Total: 8,620.00 USD

    hmmm 8k+ for a system one of us could build for what????
    3-4K+????????????????
    no to mention where is the monitor, keyboard and mouse????
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    Still can't beat the 18k+ 3dmark that they bs'ed about
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    Gee I though it was a joke but it does exist according to BBB
    Last edited by xelaeel; 12-24-2003 at 12:41 AM.
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    Hahaha 0.21 dBa from a computer? Good luck! A whisper is about 20 dBa and normal breathing is 10 dBa. So what they are saying is they are about 50 times quieter than normal breathing. Rofl!
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    Isn't Michael's a craft store? Maybe they got their business model after blooming their horticultural results in their trendy pots..... These guys are almost as bad as the morons at SCO...
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    The location of his store doesn't match in Canada




    Beside what kinda moron will open a store in the middle of nutthing. It's mostly farms over there.
    Last edited by xelaeel; 12-24-2003 at 12:51 AM.
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    "AMD 64-BIT FX-51 Clawhammer 3200+ processor"

    BWAHAHAHA

    After I read that, I was done ROFL

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    Originally posted by RPG Junkie
    "AMD 64-BIT FX-51 Clawhammer 3200+ processor"

    BWAHAHAHA

    After I read that, I was done ROFL
    LMFAO Yet he calls himself experienced hahahaha
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    With support of more than 1024MB DDR Memory and the ATI's newest M10P VRAM Graphics card (3X Faster than ATI's 9800 PRO), no other laptop runs faster, clearer or easier.

    A mobile 9600 GPU core with 64MB of memory is 3 times faster than a 9800 Pro? Riiiiiiiiiiight What a jackass.
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    Once again, I can't resist posting this



    ROFL
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    That place is joke heaven. Gotta dig for more
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