Anyone want a good laugh?

[raider1v1]

hmm well lets see , wonder if we can sucker someone to buy one of those and tell them how bad it sucks,and then have them sue

[xelaeel]

OMG the guy is so dumb. This is what I got as reply.

Hello Alex,



Our MX8 is the world¡¦s only instant system. We chose the FX-51 3400+ processor because

of it¡¦s 64-Bit capability which is much more advanced than the Pentium 4¡¦s 32-Bit capability.

We also lengthened the warranty by an additional year bringing it to 8 years now!

There is no benefit in overclocking a cpu. We are experts in supercooling and have had many years of experience with our association with Kryotech. Any cpu overclocked guarantees a short life span and very loud noise. In the case of the Pentium 4, again, it¡¦s technology is already more than 3 years old and would be a backwards choice.

We post our frames per second online under the MX8 and we are using the latest FX-51 3400+ processor as it processors much faster than it¡¦s older 3200+. FSB is Front Side BUS. The L2 Cache is 1024. 3DMark 2003 is the benchmark for processor/video card performance. You can see more info at www.futuremark.com on this. We do give a shirt and many more extras with each system sold.

Our instant speeds and quality are unmatched Alex. If it doesn¡¦t have the eagle, your systems speed doesn¡¦t fly.

Couldn't stop laughing

[ATilaptops]

Has anyone seen his laptop? Looks pretty good, except that there is no PC3700 RAM for laptops. But it boots in 4sec. and get's 592 FPS average in something. Must be pretty good

Oh, wait I wa slooking at the slightly realistic one! The fake one is amazing! Must be the fastest laptop there is! Heck it whoops 99% of desktops!

[icecube_of_death]

Perhaps I should throw him an email too about complaints

edit: one email sent, waiting for replies... I made a new email accoutn JUST for him

[The WhiteRabbit]

Originally posted by XP1800
Man, Sharkys has some tall computer nerds!

I'm 6'0" 145, but I'll guarantee I'm the fastest Shark in this board...4:12 mile anyone?

I'm between 6' and 6'1", 155lbs. And I will lay money that I am faster than you. Sure, you'll toast me in a mile, but I'll bet I'll leave you in the dust in a sprint.

Plus, you go to school down the street from me, so we can actually find out.

[ImaNihilist]

He may very well get the FPS that he claims... in MS Word.

[ImaNihilist]

Interesting tibit I thought I would throw out there.

Hi Aaron -

At one time KryoTech manufactured and marketed a series of computer products
(Cool K6, Renegade, Super G). Michael's Computers was a distributor of these
products. We discontinued this product line a couple of years ago and no
longer support a distributor network.

Regards,

John Levchuk
KryoTech, Inc.

-----Original Message-----
From: Aaron R. Salis [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 4:56 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: About Michael's Computers


Kryotech Corporation,

I was wondering if you could just briefly tell me about your realationship
with
Michael's Computers(http://www.michaelscomputers.com/). In an email I
recieved
from Michael about one of his new systems he told me about a long term
relationship with Kryotech, but I was unaware that Kryotech made components
for
use in average home computing. I was wondering what prodcut(s) he may be
talking about, and where I can seek them elsewhere. Thank you for your time.

-Aaron

[XP1800]

Originally posted by The WhiteRabbit
I'm between 6' and 6'1", 155lbs. And I will lay money that I am faster than you. Sure, you'll toast me in a mile, but I'll bet I'll leave you in the dust in a sprint.

Plus, you go to school down the street from me, so we can actually find out.

Do you run for Pitt? Haha, let's have a race from my school all the way to Oakland, that's like 3 miles

And then we can race the 400 so you can smoke me

Edit: My instant PC is here! Turns out the Michael was lying his a$$ off when he said they booted in 7 seconds, becaue mine arrived at my house already booted into windows! I tried to restart it, but the screen just flickered. I called him and he said it did restart, but since I blinked I must have missed it. This was the best investment ever, and I paid cash

[Tekzer]

Go to this website to fill out a complaint form:
http://www.bbbsouthland.org/
This is the branch which is nearest to him, and would more likely take action.

edit: take action sooner.

[clh61]

Originally posted by XP1800
Do you run for Pitt? Haha, let's have a race from my school all the way to Oakland, that's like 3 miles

And then we can race the 400 so you can smoke me

Edit: My instant PC is here! Turns out the Michael was lying his a$$ off when he said they booted in 7 seconds, becaue mine arrived at my house already booted into windows! I tried to restart it, but the screen just flickered. I called him and he said it did restart, but since I blinked I must have missed it. This was the best investment ever, and I paid cash

lmao

[The WhiteRabbit]

Originally posted by XP1800
Do you run for Pitt? Haha, let's have a race from my school all the way to Oakland, that's like 3 miles

And then we can race the 400 so you can smoke me

Nah, I don't run for Pitt. I play Ultimate for Pitt.

Run three miles!? That's crazy talk, man! Actually, right now I'm stuck indoors doing low/no impact cardio conditioning because my knees are giving me trouble. I still run at practice, but I'm not doing any running conditioning. It really sucks. But I have PT on Tuesday to get a home stretching/strengthening regimen that the orthopedist thinks will really help. Until then it's IB all the freaking time, and ice after every practice/conditioning session.

[Drif73r]

A short message brought to you buy the association of hallucination pc builders everywhere. Our new 30.5gHz cpu models will be availible with the official Prescott release.

[ATilaptops]

[sarcasm]I can hardly wait![/sarcasm]

[xelaeel]

That guy is pathetic. This is what I wrote him after the previous reply.

Hi again. I just a few of questions.

1. How can overclock generate more noise and what kind of cooling are you currently using?

2. How long would the life span of the computer be shortened if I overclock?

3. Is the AMD FX51 3400+ 3.4Ghz?

4. I still need to know how much faster would MX8 be compared to my dual 3.4Ghz Opteron setup and how much faster is it compared to the other system advertised on the other site (The 5Ghz Prescott )?

5. You havn't explain about your 1000 L1 Cache. What is it?

I need to have an answer to those question since I really want to know if I'm making the right choice. Thank you.

Sincerely

Alex Lee

and this is what I got as reply.

Hello Alex,

We do not allow overclocking which is an old school idea (Wow I feel so old school now. I better get back to stock speed to be more up to date ). It¡¦s not necessary anymore as we have developed instant performance. Rendering, Graphics, Gameplay¡Kall interact and load instantly with the highest frame rates needed for ultra smooth use.

Overclocking would void warranty, not give any noticeable difference in actual programs used, and would last from 1 day to possibly at most 1 year. (It's a miracle, my computer's still alive !!! )

The AMD FX51 3400+ runs at 2400MHz with Quad Hypertechnology (A breed of Quad pump and Hypertransport??? ) which means essentially, it runs faster than any other processor on the market. 64-Bit allows for simultaneous processing between all current 32-Bit and future 64-Bit.

Intel is aware they are very behind now and won't release anything faster than AMD at this point.(Hey an AMD fanboy!!!)

The MX8 is instant. Bottom line, it can¡¦t be compared to any other system. Both Intel and dual processing is old school now. Technology surpasses older systems almost weekly.

The 1000KB is Level 2 Cache with 128KB as Level 1 (So L1 = Level 2 cache??? ) for a total effect cache of 1128KB of Cache which is more than twice that of Intel¡¦s Pentium 4. With this massive amount of cache, you have more instantaneous performance on all levels.

How should I reply him?

[XP1800]

Originally posted by xelaeel
That guy is pathetic. This is what I wrote him after the previous reply.



and this is what I got as reply.



How should I reply him?

Just email him this image: