WHOA! All Services suddenly disabled, no clue what to do! Help?

[squint0r]

Ummm... this is so weird.

I turned on my computer and I try to play a song. "No audio device installed" etc. Weird, I thought. Card must've come loose or something. Turns out no.

All of my processes except for two, the remote procedure call and one other one, are STOPPED and DISABLED! I can't turn them on!

I'm surprised I can even get on the internet and do most things.

I load up the Device Manager and its BLANK.

No weird processes are running in the background. I can't imagine how I could have gotten a virus.

I can't do a virus scan because Trend Micro's online scan won't update.

What the hell do I do? Try a System Restore or something? What are my options? Please help-- thanks!

[squint0r]

Another thing is I can't enable System Restore because the Help and Support service is disabled.

I can't install a virus scanner because the Installer service is disabled.

I rarely have ANYTHING wrong with my computer. People PAY ME to fix THEIR computers. I have never seen anything like this before. So odd.

[Protium]

Go into msconfig under run and under the services tab, make sure all services are checked, if not check them

[squint0r]

Whew. Thank you so much. That's never happened to me before. I guess "Disable All" got clicked accidentally.

[Protium]

No problem, was glad I could help

[Bearded Kirklander]

Good catch there, dude! Not sure that would have been my first thought. Glad your brain was sharp though...