I am a consumer, I'll buy anything
I am a sheep, I am cattle, I follow the herd
I am ignorant, a dumbass, and I am a bozo...
I am the epitome of the 'rank and file'
I am your next door neighbor
I am 95% of American Consumers
I will consume you
If the light in your head hasn't come on yet,
I suggest you go get a new bulb!