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    Hammerhead Shark
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    I have an Intel Digital Camera, and I guess while looking for updates (the desktop software that it came with only works on win98, 2K support is not yet available) I had to register to get some where, so they sent me this:
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    December 2000


    Hello Tim, (Yes, my name is Tim you goofs)

    We are excited to announce a new generation of
    processing power from Intel. The Intel(R) Pentium(R)
    4 processor is advanced technology designed to get
    the most out of today's and tomorrow's Internet.
    http://p0.com/t.d?BkAUNgcc=/mds.centrport.net/mdsefc_0a25250041;MIHC101C151 1P24812B24811S0;B24811;1

    Read on and find out more. Also, don't forget to
    check out the Intel(R) Home Computing site for a
    deeper look at what Intel is up to.
    http://p0.com/t.d?SkAUNgcc=/mds.centrport.net/mdsefc_0a25250041;MIHC101C151 1P24812B24809S0;B24809;1

    Do you dream in gigahertz?
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    Introducing the Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 processor.
    Advanced Technology for the Internet and Beyond.

    Imagine creating an epic motion picture with
    realistic special effects at home on your PC. Or
    being completely immersed in an online 3D game
    environment with microscopic detail. These are the
    types of sophisticated Internet technologies that
    will soon be available. And with the Intel
    Pentium 4 processor, you'll be ready for them.
    http://p0.com/t.d?XEAUNgcc=/mds.centrport.net/mdsefc_0a25250041;MIHC101C151 1P24812B24791S0;B24791;1

    Available at speeds starting at 1.4 GHz, the
    Pentium 4 processor features the innovative
    Intel(R) NetBurst(TM) micro-architecture for a
    new level of processor performance.
    http://p0.com/t.d?AEAUNgcc=/mds.centrport.net/mdsefc_0a25250041;MIHC101C151 1P24812B24792S0;B24792;1

    Find out where to get an Intel Pentium 4 processor-
    based PC.
    http://p0.com/t.d?KkAUNgcc=/mds.centrport.net/mdsefc_0a25250041;MIHC101C151 1P24812B24793S0;B24793;1

    Get the power of the Intel(R) Pentium(R) III
    processor
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    The Intel(R) Pentium(R) III processor
    delivers the kind of performance you need to shop,
    play and connect with others over the Internet.

    http://p0.com/t.d?IkAUNgcc=/mds.centrport.net/mdsefc_0a25250041;MIHC101C151 1P24812B24796S0;B24796;1

    Unsure which processor is right for you?
    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

    Use the PC Buyer's Guide to figure out which Intel
    Pentium processor best suits your needs based on
    how you use your PC.
    http://p0.com/t.d?dkAUNgcc=/mds.centrport.net/mdsefc_0a25250041;MIHC101C151 1P24812B24798S0;B24798;1

    Great gifts for the holidays
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    If you are shopping for PC aficionados this
    holiday season, check out the cool products from
    Intel. With our innovative line of PC cameras,
    wireless game pad and other peripherals, and
    creative interactive toys, Intel has something
    for everyone.
    http://p0.com/t.d?FkAUNgcc=/mds.centrport.net/mdsefc_0a25250041;MIHC101C151 1P24812B24801S0;B24801;1

    Subscription Info
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    For questions, or to make comments or suggestions,
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    *Legal Information and Privacy Policy
    (c) 2000 Intel Corporation
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    Well, there ya go.



    [This message has been edited by 100%TotallyNude (edited December 21, 2000).]
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    Pardon my French, but

    Qu'est-ce que va veut dire?
    Il n'y a rien d'information importante.
    Et merde!
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    Originally posted by busithoth:
    Pardon my French, but

    Qu'est-ce que va veut dire?
    Il n'y a rien d'information importante.
    Et merde!
    I agree.

    [translation]
    What are you trying to say, TotallyNude?

    There isn't anything significant in what you said.

    And sh!t!
    [/translation]

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    Originally posted by Arcadian:
    I agree.

    [translation]
    What are you trying to say, TotallyNude?

    There isn't anything significant in what you said.

    And sh!t!
    [/translation]
    Its an official email from Intel announcing the P4. I thought the processor forum might get a kick out of it. I guess I was wrong.
    Hard to believe, I know, but I am wrong from time to time.


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    That's okay 'nude, it happens to some people. As a matter of fact I thought I was wrong once but i was just mistaken.

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    Originally posted by mdog:
    That's okay 'nude, it happens to some people. As a matter of fact I thought I was wrong once but i was just mistaken.

    LOL.. oh wait, I've seen this phrase before... hmmm.. was that you too? AAH!



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    I guess unsolicited e-mail is cheaper than TV spots.

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    of course. AMD should try it

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    one unsuccessful Intel salesman...

    btw: do u remember Monthy Python's episode with 'unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen' ?

    time to invent the em@il bomb

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